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Terms of Sale
Last updated November 3, 2026
This store is run by Midnight Oil LLC, a Colorado company. By placing an order you agree to these terms.
Products and prices
- Prices are in US dollars and shown before you pay. Shipping is added at checkout.
- The I'm a Billionaire Tee really costs $999,999.99. If you buy it, you will be charged that amount. Please be sure.
- Shirt colors on screen are close to, but may differ slightly from, the printed product.
Orders
Your order is accepted when payment goes through. We may cancel and fully refund an order if a product becomes unavailable, a price was listed in error, or we suspect fraud.
Shipping, returns, and refunds
See Shipping and Returns.
Satire
Support Your Local Billionaire is a parody brand. Unless clearly stated otherwise, it is not affiliated with or endorsed by any real person or company.
Liability
To the extent the law allows, our total liability for any order is limited to the amount you paid for it.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Colorado.